Here's a stinky joke. When I say STINKY, it really is STINKY! But, it's funny! So who cares anyway? Here it goes...
Harry did like he always does, kissing his wife, crawling into bed and
falling to sleep.
All of a sudden, he wakes up with an elderly man dressed in a coat
standing in front of his bed. "What the hell are you doing in my
bedroom?......and who are you?" he asked. "This is not your bedroom,"
the man replied, "I am St. Peter, and you are in heaven." "WHAT!?? Are
you saying I'm dead? I don't want to die.....I'm too young." said
Harry.
"If I'm dead, I want you to send me back immediately." "It's not that
easy", said St.Peter, "you can only return as a dog or a hen. You can
choose on your own..."
Harry thought about it for a while, and figured out that being a dog is
too tiring, but a hen probably has a nice and relaxed life. Running
around with a rooster can't be that bad. "I want to return as a hen."
Harry replied. And in the next second, he found himself in a chicken
run, really nicely feathered.
But man, now "he" felt like the rear end was gonna blow........then
along came the rooster. "Hey, you must be the new hen on the farm." he
said. "How does it feel?" "Well, it's OK I guess, but it feels like my
rear end is blowing up." "Oh that!" said the rooster. "That's only the
ovulation going on. Have you never laid an egg before??" "No, how do I
do that?" Harry asked. "Cluck twice, and then you push all you can."
Harry clucked twice, and pushed more than he was good for, and then
'Plop' and an egg was on the ground. "Wow" Harry said "that felt really
good!" So he clucked again and squeezed. And you better believe that
there was yet another egg on the ground.
The third time he clucked, he heard his wife shout: Harry, for Gods
sake
wake up, you're shitting all over the bed!"
11:23 pm
And so I thought, that the Green Day performance on TRL would be shown on MTV Asia today. NOPE! I was wrong. TOTALLY WRONG! When then, did it show? Let me tell you. It showed yesterday. Guess what, I missed it. Yea, I missed it! I freakin' missed it! What the heck? How could they deceive me like that! RARRRR! I'm going mad. The one they posted on www.greenday.com wasn't a really good version either. I was anticipating the show for like, I don't know how many months... A lot.
Anyway, it's over. Forget about it.
I watched HARRY POTTER, The Goblet of Fire! It was, let me say it, like all the others say, DARK. Yes, DARK! How could they let Cedric Digory DIEeee!
I'm all cooped up at home!
Guess what, my cousins P.C., R.Y. and Y.J. came over to stay from Monday to Wednesday(yesterday; that is). And so they played.
It scares me so. It does.
The boys that is; their gaming obsession.
But Y.J. and I had some fun taking meal-worms as pets. We named them Muscle, Fat, Tiny and Mini. Yes, they are quite different. Muscle is the very active one, fat is the largest and most lazy one, Tiny is small but extremely greedy for food while Mini is EXTREMELY tiny. But I guess my dad has already fed them to the birds. Oh, whatever. That was Tuesday, when it rained the whole day.
Also, the park's exercise utility was flooded but we still played in the filthy water. Playing ball games and role-playing while we climbed the huge ladder exercise utility was so FUN! Really, it is. Though filthy, it's really fun!
We immediately washed up after playing. Had ice-cream and all that. (Wednesday)
That's about all. Nothing much happened today. I was cooped up at home all day.
I'll be going to Singapore Polytechnic tomorrow with Michelle! I haven't seen her for a long long long long time. That's about, 4 years. So, the feeling inside is a little weird. Having not met her for a long time. I wonder how different has she grown.
I got good news! Check this out!

YEAH! One of my layouts hit Top 15! It's the 8th one- Punk Trash. Cool eh?

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Sunday, November 20, 2005

3:08 pm
Gimme a high-five, anyone?!
Hey! It's finally over! The O-level 2005 examinations are over. That's it, 10 years of education. I can finally relax. The last two months were exhausting. I'm speechless about it. Anyway, the bad thing was that because I had a headache firing up in my brain during the chemistry examinations which carried on till the night, I had to miss out on the movie date with my friends. Sad! But I slept at around 9pm on Friday. So, the next morning, I was extremely refreshed.
For yesterday, I went to Orchard Road to work with my parents at the bazaar. It was much more spacious than the last few bazaars. Guess who I saw! Ok, first, Jenina, my GG junior, then Povanes and friends. They actually were at the store. Haha. I guess they were rather surprised at seeing me work there. And, we got visits from Uncle Sheik, Jo and her piano teacher and San yi(third aunt)and Jiahui Jie.
It was absolutely tiring man! By the end of the bazaar I could hardly stand! I just don't get how my parents and Hong Yong could go through the whole month standing like that. It's so scary! They must have feet of steel! Ok, anyway, it's time to party! Oh, and I changed my blogskin. After quite some time. Like it?! haha...

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Monday, November 07, 2005

11:08 pm
Do you ever realise the fact that
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AN INSANE PERSON WOULD NEVER ADMIT TO BEING INSANE.
A SANE PERSON MAY DO OTHERWISE.
YOU DO KNOW WHAT THE WHOLE POINT OF THE MATTER IS RIGHT?
OK, INFER FROM THE FIRST LINE OF THIS PARA. THINK ABOUT IT.
THE CAT IS FINALLY OUT OF THE BAG.
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This absolutely shows that I'm almost 100% not MAD! haha... I'm just crapping anyway. Actually, I had two exams today. E maths p1 and social studies. FUN SAY!
HEY! AIN'T IT FUN?! IT IS SO FUN! bwahahaa...
YOU DO GET IT DON'T YOU?! YOU DON'T GET IT? YOU DO GET IT.
Ok, truthfully, I'm bored and just crapping. Please don't mind me. Wait till the exams are over.
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Friday, November 04, 2005

10:44 pm
"DO NOT SEETHE IN ANGER; IT HURTS YOU MORE THAN A ROCK PLUNGED THROUGH THE UTTER MOUTHS OF YOUR DEEP BRAINS, JAMMING UP THE FLOW OF THE DEEP RICH DARK JUICES THROUGH THE HIGHWAY OF THE MIND."
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Wednesday, November 02, 2005

10:36 pm
Whoo...! "You don't know me" by Michael Buble is SOOO nice! ah... haha...
YOU DON'T KNOW ME! I'M AN INSANE PERSON STUCK IN THE BODY OF A SANE PERSON!Right... hehe.. maybe I'm scaring you. Owww.... Michael Buble's voice is so charming.
Sad that I didn't get to catch him in concert when he came to Singapore. ugh... Sad. But hey, WHATEVER! Happy
GO LUCKY me...
I have just watched Green Day's 12 minute uncensored Jesus of Suburbia video at ifilm. Oh My GOODNESS! It's SO scary. It is. It is. I can't take it. It is so pathetic. I mean, the people. But hey, GREEN DAY IS GREAT! I love their music. But for me, the video is rather disturbing. It is. It is. I'm lucky. You all are lucky. Lucky people. Oh my, it's so sad. Hmm... I guess I should put a video link on my website. YEA! I shall. Anyway, That's all. ttataa. WISH ME LUCK FOR THE "O"s! Thanks! haha.. ;p
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