Here's a stinky joke. When I say STINKY, it really is STINKY! But, it's funny! So who cares anyway? Here it goes...

Harry did like he always does, kissing his wife, crawling into bed and
falling to sleep.

All of a sudden, he wakes up with an elderly man dressed in a coat
standing in front of his bed. "What the hell are you doing in my
bedroom?......and who are you?" he asked. "This is not your bedroom,"
the man replied, "I am St. Peter, and you are in heaven." "WHAT!?? Are
you saying I'm dead? I don't want to die.....I'm too young." said
Harry.
"If I'm dead, I want you to send me back immediately." "It's not that
easy", said St.Peter, "you can only return as a dog or a hen. You can
choose on your own..."

Harry thought about it for a while, and figured out that being a dog is
too tiring, but a hen probably has a nice and relaxed life. Running
around with a rooster can't be that bad. "I want to return as a hen."
Harry replied. And in the next second, he found himself in a chicken
run, really nicely feathered.

But man, now "he" felt like the rear end was gonna blow........then
along came the rooster. "Hey, you must be the new hen on the farm." he
said. "How does it feel?" "Well, it's OK I guess, but it feels like my
rear end is blowing up." "Oh that!" said the rooster. "That's only the
ovulation going on. Have you never laid an egg before??" "No, how do I
do that?" Harry asked. "Cluck twice, and then you push all you can."
Harry clucked twice, and pushed more than he was good for, and then
'Plop' and an egg was on the ground. "Wow" Harry said "that felt really
good!" So he clucked again and squeezed. And you better believe that
there was yet another egg on the ground.

The third time he clucked, he heard his wife shout: Harry, for Gods
sake
wake up, you're shitting all over the bed!"